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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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ON BASS GUITAR...

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WILLIAM MURDERFACE.

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>> MURDERFACE!

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MURDERFACE!

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MURDERFACE!

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MURDERFACE!

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MURDERFACE!

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[GUITAR PLAYING]

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[PLAYING FASTER]

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>> HEY!

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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>> ALL RIGHT.

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POUR IT IN.

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EASY, EASY, EASY.

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>> HEY, PICKLE, TELL MURDERFACE

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WHAT YOU JUST TOLD ME

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ABOUT THAT GUY.

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>> OH, RIGHT.

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>> HILARIOUS.

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>> THAT DUDE YOU HEAD-BUTTED?

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THE GUY WAS A DANISH PRINCE.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

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>> PFFF! THE DUTCH.

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>> OH, CHECK IT OUT.

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HE'S GOT A BRAIN CONTUSION

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AND A FRACTURED SKULL.

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OH, AND HE'S LAST IN LINE

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FOR THE DANISH ROYALTY.

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THAT IS MESSED UP, DUDE.

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>> WELL, THAT'S WHAT HE GETS

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FOR GOING AFTER MY HARP.

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>> AWESOME.

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>> DUDE, I WOULD HAVE DONE

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THE SAME THING.

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DUTCH.

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>> YEAH, WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL.

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I MEAN, YOU'RE GETTING REALLY

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GOOD AT HEAD-BUTTING.

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>> [MUMBLING]

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BUNCH OF JERKS, ANYWAY.

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>> HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

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>> GOT E-VITES.

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>> A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR

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MURDERFACE?

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>> WHERE IS IT GOING TO BE?

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IN THE TOILET, IN A BUS STATION?

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>> OH, THAT'S BRUTAL.

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>> CAN YOU BELIEVE,

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RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD

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JUST MAKING UP LIKE THIS?

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>> WAIT A MINUTE.

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THE GUY'S A NIHILIST.

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WHAT DOES HE WANT A BIRTHDAY

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FOR?

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>> INSIDE, OUTSIDE,

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UP OR DOWN.

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SHOW UP IF YOU WANT.

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WHO GIVES A PISS?

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>> OH...ME.

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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET HIM

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A GIFT.

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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK

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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪

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[GUITAR RIFF]

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DETH...

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KLOK...

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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

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SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF

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TALLER THAN A TREE

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TOKI WARTOOTH

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NOT A BUMBLE BEE

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WILLIAM MURDERFACE

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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE

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PICKLES THE DRUMMER

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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG DOODILY

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DOODILY DOO

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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪

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>> IT SEEMS THAT WILLIAM

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MURDERFACE'S BIRTHDAY HAS

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THOUSANDS OF FANS RIOTING

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IN THE STREETS OF PARIS.

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APPARENTLY, MURDERFACE MADE

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SOME DISPARAGING REMARKS

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ABOUT THE LOUVRE...

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>> 30,000 PIECES OF ART

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AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

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THEY ALL STINK LIKE...

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>> [SPEAKING FRENCH]

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VIVE...

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>> FIRES ARE RAGING IN THE SOUTH

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AS MORE FANS CELEBRATE

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WILLIAM MURDERFACE'S BIRTHDAY--

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>> I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

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I'M GONNA KILL EVERYTHING

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IN SIGHT.

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DETHKLOK RULES!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MURDERFACE.

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WHA! WHOO-HOO!

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>> WE'VE CENSORED THE MEDIA

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SINCE THESE FANS HAVE DECIDED

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THAT MASS DESTRUCTION WOULD

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MAKE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY GIFT.

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I BELIEVE WE'RE ALL IN GREAT

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DANGER.

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>> MILITARY'S ON ALERT.

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YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

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>> RECENT POLLS INDICATE

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THAT HALF THE MILITARY ARE

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RABID DETHKLOK FANS.

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NOW, IF YOU'D PLEASE TURN

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YOUR ATTENTION TO OUR BIRTHDAY

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EXPERT--DR. GIBBITS.

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>> YES.

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WILLIAM MURDERFACE'S CHARTS

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INDICATE A DEEP-SEATED RAGE

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WHICH IS SPLIT OFF AND

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REPRESSED AT ITS CORE.

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HIS SELF-LOATHING IS EXPRESSED

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MOST PUBLICLY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY

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THROUGH BODILY MUTILATION,

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TATTOOING, ALCOHOL ABUSE,

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AND COBRAPHILIA.

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HE BLAMES OTHERS FOR HIS ANGER.

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HE MISPLACES HIS RAGE

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AND ITS ROOTS.

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HE SEEKS PUNISHMENT,

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CASTIGATION,

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AND EXCOMMUNICATION.

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THIS SELF-DESTRUCTION IS

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THE ONLY WAY TO VALIDATE

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POWERFUL VOICES HE INTERNALIZED

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AS A CHILD.

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THIS, COMBINED WITH HIS IMMENSE

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WEALTH AND POPULARITY, SHOULD

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MAKE FOR A MONUMENTALLY

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HORRIFIC BIRTHDAY.

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>> HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET

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HIM A GIFT?

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ALL HE WANTS IS MORBID CRAP,

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AND HE'S ALREADY GOT JUST

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ABOUT EVERYTHING.

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LOOK.

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>> GIVE THAT HERE!

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>> PICK IT UP. HA HA!

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>> CAN'T WE JUST GIVE HIM

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SOME CASH?

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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

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>> NOT LIKE "POR-CHASE"

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ANYTHING, LIKE MAKE SOMETHING.

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>> AND THE BIRTHDAY CAKE.

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IT'S GOT TO BE TOTALLY METAL.

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GOT IT?

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>> OR, MAYBE LIKE, WE GET HIM

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AN ENDANGERED SPECIES AND THEN

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WE COULD KILL IT?

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THAT'D BE COOL.

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I JUST READ ABOUT THIS THING

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ONLINE.

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YOU CAN BUY A STAR AND NAME IT.

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LIKE, WHAT IF WE NAMED IT,

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LIKE, MUHAMMAD ALI,

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THE BLACK PRIZE FIGHTER?

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THAT WOULD BE HIS GIFT.

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...YOU.

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>> WAIT A MINUTE.

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I GOT IT.

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WE'LL GIVE HIM THE BLACKEST,

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MOST MEANINGLESS GIFT OF ALL.

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[EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYS]

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>> THE QUEEN OF DENMARK

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WITH HER SON PRINCE HENRY.

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>> THIS IS AN ORIGINAL

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MANUSCRIPT FROM PETYR KORN

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LIZENHUFT, DENMARK'S MOST FAMOUS

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POET.

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>> WAS HE MURDERED?

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>> NO.

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>> HOW MUCH DID IT COST?

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>> THIS IS...

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>> AW, JUST KEEP IT.

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I'M GETTING THE CRAPPIEST GIFTS.

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ARE YOU GIVING ME A SHARPIE

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FOR MY BIRTHDAY?

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>> HE'S ASKING FOR YOUR

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AUTOGRAPH.

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>> HERE, LET ME SIGN.

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>> OW!

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>> THE DUTCH ARE SCUM.

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>> WHAT IS THAT, METAL FROSTING?

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THAT'S AMAZING.

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>> PLEASE DO NOT SAMPLE

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THE FROSTING.

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IT'S MADE OF MERCURY.

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YOU WILL DIE.

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>> THIS IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL,

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YOU KNOW, SAUSAGE FESTIVAL.

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>> I LOVE SAUSAGE FESTIVAL.

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LIKE IN VIENNA.

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>> NO, TOKI, THAT WAS

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A SAUSAGE FESTIVAL.

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>> THAT WAS GOOD.

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>> YEAH.

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WITH VIENNA PORK SAUCE...

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NO, THIS MEANS THAT THERE'S

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NO GOOD-LOOKING LADIES TO PUT

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YOU-KNOW-WHAT INTO SIDE OF THEM.

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>> THE SAUSAGE?

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>> YEAH.

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ANYWAY, WHAT WERE YOU TALKING

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ABOUT, LIKE, A SECOND AGO?

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I'M SORRY I CUT YOU OFF.

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>> OH, I GOT TO MAKE SOMETHING

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FOR MURDERFACE.

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I'M GONNA MAKE HIM A MACARONI

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MURDER LADY.

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>> I'M SURE HE'LL HATE THAT.

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PARDON ME.

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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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WELCOME TO THE PARTY.

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AS YOU WELL KNOW, NO PARTY

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IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A BIRTHDAY

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PARTY CLOWN.

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WE HAVE ONE OF THE FINEST

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ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWNS AROUND.

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SO, PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS--

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YO, HERE COMES THE ROCK 'N' ROLL

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CLOWN.

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[GUITAR RIFF]

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>> ♪ OH! K-K-K-YEAH! ♪

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I'M DR. ROCKSO

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THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CLOWN.

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I DO COCAINE.

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K-K-K-YEAH!

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I HEAR IT'S SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY.

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I DO COCAINE.

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DR. ROCKSO GONNA MAKE YOU

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A BALLOON FACE.

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SERIOUSLY, DUDE, A LOT OF

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COCAINE.

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TRY IT OUT.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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I THINK SOMEONE'S OUT OF TUNE.

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JUST A LITTLE MORE.

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YOU POPPED A STRING.

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HA HA!

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[ELECTRIC GUITARS PLAYING]

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[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

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>> NOW, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT

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FROM ME,

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OTHER THAN THE WORST PARTY

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IN THE HISTORY OF PISS?

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>> CHECK, CHECK.

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MURDER, SLASH.

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THAT'S GOOD.

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♪ MANY YEARS AGO TODAY

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SOMETHING GREW INSIDE OF

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YOUR MOTHER

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THAT THING WAS YOU ♪

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♪ YOU ♪

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♪ YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU

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DID SHE SCREAM?

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DID SHE CRY?

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ONE MORE YEAR GOES BY...

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[GUITAR DROWNS OUT LYRICS]

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R.S.V.P. PLEASE

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FOR THE DEATH OF KINGS

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YOU HAVE LITTLE TIME

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YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF LIFE

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HAPPY

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BIRTHDAY

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YOU'RE GONNA DIE ♪

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>> MMM...

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>> ♪ DEATH

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DIE

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DEATH

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DEATH

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MURDER

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DEATH

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DEATH

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DIE

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DEATH

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DEATH

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DEATH

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DEATH

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DEATH, DEATH, DEATH, DEATH

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DIE ♪

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AND NOW THE BLACKEST PRESENT

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FOR THE MOST BRUTAL OF ALL

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BASS PLAYERS.

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NOTHING!

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>> OH, YOU SUCK.

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>> AW!

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>> YOU ALL SUCK!

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>> WHAT'S WRONG?

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>> GO PLAY RECORDS BACKWARDS

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AND KILL YOURSELF.

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>> HEY, FATSO!

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WE GOT YOUR FAVORITE THING.

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DISAPPOINTMENT.

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>> I GUESS THIS IS A GOOD TIME

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TO START MY SIDE BAND--

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PLANET PISS.

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I SHALL SEND FOR THE REST

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OF MY PARCELS IN THE MORNING.

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[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

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>> ATTENTION!

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YOU BIG BABY!

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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING,

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GOING FOR A CRY BABY WALK?

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>> HEY, WHY'S EVERYBODY

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WEARING CAMOUFLAGE?

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YOU JOINING THE MARINES?

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>> WE WANTED TO, UH, SURPRISE

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YOU...IN OUTFITS.

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>> IT'S A STUPID NAVY SEAL.

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>> THAT'S PART OF THE SURPRISE.

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>> WHY?

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>> BECAUSE IT MAKES IT HARDER

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TO SEE.

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THAT'S AWESOME.

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>> HEY, DOUCHE BAG.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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>> WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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>> BIG PHAT TIRES

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AND EVERYTHING.

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>> BUT I ALREADY GOT, LIKE,

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A MILLION LIMOS.

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>> DUDE, NOT LIKE THIS ONE.

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THIS IS THE LIMO THAT KENNEDY

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GOT HIS BRAINS SMASHED OPEN IN

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WITH A BULLET.

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>> SO?

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>> PUKED UP AND DESECRATED.

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>> YEAH, DUDE, IN THE DRIVER'S

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SEAT IS THE CHAIR FROM, LIKE,

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WHERE PRESIDENT LINCOLN WAS SHOT

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AND ASSASSINATED IN.

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>> AND YOU'RE ENTERED IN

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THE FIRST-EVER DETHKLOK

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DEATH-MOLITION KLOK-AMATAY

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DEATH DERBY.

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>> AND I MADE YOU THIS

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MACARONI MURDER LADY.

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WHAT USED TO BE THE RED HOTS

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FOR THE BLOOD, BUT I ATE THEM.

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>> YOU MEAN, I GET TO DESTROY

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UNITED STATES HISTORY?

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[INDISTINCT]

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AAAH!

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TAKE THAT, AMERICA!

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AAAH!

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>> ♪ R.S.V.P. PLEASE

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FOR THE DEATH OF KINGS

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YOU HAVE LITTLE TIME

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YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF LIFE

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HAPPY

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BIRTHDAY

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YOU'RE GONNA DIE ♪

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♪ DIE, DIE, DEATH, DEATH ♪